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Website Pick - Sponsor an Iraqi Soldier

Send him a white flag... http://www.slycraft.com/surrender1.htm

Website Pick

Where is Raed/Salam Pax - a blog from Baghdad... http://dear_raed.blogspot.com http://dearraed.blogspot.com

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, March 25, 2003 (1 post)
"I'm not a fan of real life. Real life's got some strange kind of rules." - Nick Nolte

Picture of Saddam Hussein getting run over by a tank

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New secret weapon

Introducing, the Dolphin-cam... [IMAGE]

Makes Sense

Monday, March 24, 2003 (1 post)
Two years ago, Jonathan Lebed became the youngest person ever charged with securities fraud by the SEC. What's he doing now? According to ...

Quote of the Day

Monday, March 24, 2003 (2 posts)
"And anytime you've got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, it's a bad sign." - Michael Moore, during his acceptance speech at the Oscars, ...

It's official - "Extraterrestrial Culture Day"

In a measure approved by the New Mexico House of Representatives Friday, every second Tuesday in February will be "Extraterrestrial Culture Day" original ...

Quote of the Day

Sunday, March 23, 2003 (1 post)
"She's not even in the movie for two minutes, but she's so awful in that one scene, that for the whole rest of the movie, you cannot forget that your ...

Quote of the Day

Friday, March 21, 2003 (1 post)
"Americans very good, Iraq wants to be free." - Ali Khemy, resident of the recently liberated Iraqi town of Safwan.

Now I understand why the French have such affinity for Iraq...

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Emergency Symbols Explained

New symbols from the Dept of Homeland Security... http://titaniumcounter.com/temp/emergency/

Quote of the Day

Thursday, March 20, 2003 (1 post)
"We should get Iraq to invest in a movie. Saddam would then be distracted by obsessing over why the critics just didn't get it, while losing his oil fields ...

Sound familiar?

Wednesday, March 19, 2003 (1 post)
A Russian leader called President Bush to try to dissuade him from going to war with Iraq. The conversation ended when Bush slammed down the phone. ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, March 19, 2003 (1 post)
"I'm 64, and I'm pretty well wiped out anyway. It's a way to go out in a blaze of glory. They said, 'You're not really qualified to do ...

Didn't this used to work the other way around?

Hijackers order plane to fly from Cuba to the US. Full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=519&e=4&u=/ap/2003032

New Jokes...

Let's try that again... A handful of New Jokes recently contributed to the Manbottle Library from our faithful readers.

Contributing to the stereotype of the dumb athelete...

Wednesday, March 19, 2003 (1 post)
The AP reports that a Michigan high school senior was suspended from school, and may be expelled. The reason - a bag of marijuana fell out of his ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, March 19, 2003 (1 post)
"Thanks, but no thanks, France. This may be the French concept of glory. But there are other, unmentionable words for it in English." - The ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, March 19, 2003 (1 post)
"We are all at the mercy of the winds of war." - Frank Pierson, president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, commenting on a possible ...

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 (1 post)
"I think I'd probably have a better chance of being elected pope than we have of Mr. Saddam Hussein leaving the country." - Navy Captain Thomas A. ...

It's about nothing, Jerry...

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 (1 post)
I saw this quote in the news today, from Saddam Hussein... "When Saddam Hussein says he has no weapons of mass destruction, he means what he says." - ...

Operation KFC

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 (1 post)
NPR reports that US troops in Kuwait have been issued crates of chickens to strap to the roofs of their HumVees. The chickens will be used to test for ...

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys - Correction

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 (1 post)
The following correction was published by the Guardian (UK)... The description of the French as "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" was not coined by Bart ...