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Wednesday, March 26, 2003   (1 post)
Brian Harrell was the coordinator of the new State Court DUI program for Chatham County (Georgia).  CBS reports that he has now resigned - following his ... 
 
				
Wednesday, March 26, 2003   (1 post)
"I do get a perverse pleasure out of it. After all, CNN did dump me." 
 
- Peter Arnett, reporter for MSNBC in Baghdad.  Arnett reported from Baghdad for ... 
 
				
Send him a white flag... 
 
 http://www.slycraft.com/surrender1.htm 
 
				
Where is Raed/Salam Pax - a blog from Baghdad... 
 
 http://dear_raed.blogspot.com 
 http://dearraed.blogspot.com 
 
				
Tuesday, March 25, 2003   (1 post)
"I'm not a fan of real life. Real life's got some strange kind of rules." 
 
- Nick Nolte
 
				
				
Introducing, the Dolphin-cam... 
 
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Monday, March 24, 2003   (1 post)
Two years ago, Jonathan Lebed became the youngest person ever charged with securities fraud by the SEC.  What's he doing now?  According to ... 
 
				
Monday, March 24, 2003   (2 posts) 
"And anytime you've got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, it's a bad sign." 
 
- Michael Moore, during his acceptance speech at the Oscars, ... 
 
				
In a measure approved by the New Mexico House of Representatives Friday, every second Tuesday in February will be "Extraterrestrial Culture Day" 
 
 original ... 
 
				
Sunday, March 23, 2003   (1 post)
"She's not even in the movie for two minutes, but she's so awful in that one scene, that for the whole rest of the movie, you cannot forget that your ... 
 
				
Friday, March 21, 2003   (1 post)
"Americans very good, Iraq wants to be free." 
 
- Ali Khemy, resident of the recently liberated Iraqi town of Safwan. 
 
 
				
				
New symbols from the Dept of Homeland Security... 
 
 http://titaniumcounter.com/temp/emergency/ 
 
				
Thursday, March 20, 2003   (1 post)
"We should get Iraq to invest in a movie. Saddam would then be distracted by obsessing over why the critics just didn't get it, while losing his oil fields ... 
 
				
Wednesday, March 19, 2003   (1 post)
A Russian leader called President Bush to try to dissuade him from going to war with Iraq.  The conversation ended when Bush slammed down the phone.  ... 
 
				
Wednesday, March 19, 2003   (1 post)
"I'm 64, and I'm pretty well wiped out anyway. It's a way to go out in a blaze of glory. They said, 'You're not really qualified to do ... 
 
				
Hijackers order plane to fly from Cuba to the US. 
 
Full story:  http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=519&e=4&u=/ap/2003032
 
				
 Let's try that again... 
 
A handful of New Jokes recently contributed to the Manbottle Library from our faithful readers. 
 
 
				
Wednesday, March 19, 2003   (1 post)
The AP reports that a Michigan high school senior was suspended from school, and may be expelled.  The reason - a bag of marijuana fell out of his ... 
 
				
Wednesday, March 19, 2003   (1 post)
"Thanks, but no thanks, France.  This may be the French concept of glory. But there are other, unmentionable words for it in English." 
 
- The ... 
 
				
Wednesday, March 19, 2003   (1 post)
"We are all at the mercy of the winds of war." 
 
- Frank Pierson, president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, commenting on a possible ... 
 
				
Tuesday, March 18, 2003   (1 post)
"I think I'd probably have a better chance of being elected pope than we have of Mr. Saddam Hussein leaving the country." 
 
- Navy Captain Thomas A. ... 
 
				
Tuesday, March 18, 2003   (1 post)
I saw this quote in the news today, from Saddam Hussein... 
 
"When Saddam Hussein says he has no weapons of mass destruction, he means what he says." 
 
- ... 
 
				
 
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