Index
Page:
PREV 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 --85-- 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 NEXT
Wednesday, November 23, 2005 (1 post)
There is a decent PX, a Taco Bell, Burger King, Pizza Hut, and Baskin Robbins (decades ago who would have thought that a soldier would be buying a double scoop ...
Saturday, December 3, 2005 (1 post)
There won't be a Partridge in a pear tree this Christmas... unless Bonaduce hangs himself.
- Denis Leary
Friday, February 10, 2006 (1 post)
"Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back." -- Ann Coulter
Friday, February 10, 2006 (1 post)
"Only Napoleon did more than I have done, but I am definitely taller." -- Silvio Berlusconi, Prime Minister of Italy
Monday, February 13, 2006 (1 post)
"I am the Jesus Christ of politics." -- Silvio Belusconi, Italian Prime Minister, apparently no longer content to compare himself with Napoleon
Sunday, February 19, 2006 (1 post)
"Russian women are not very good for figure skating. They are good for building rail tracks in Siberia, for example. They are just too strong and big." -- Alexei Mishin, Russian olympic figure skating coach
Wednesday, February 22, 2006 (1 post)
"In regards to selling American ports to the United Arab Emirates, not just NO -- but HELL NO!" -- Sue Myrick, US Representative (Republican) from North Carolina
Tuesday, March 7, 2006 (3 posts)
"I had no idea I was going to be asked if I was 'the gay governor'." -- Rod Blagojevich, Governor of Illinois, who agreed to be interviewed by The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, without realizing The Daily Show is a comedy.
Monday, March 6, 2006 (1 post)
"I'm a compassionate redneck, I'm an unabashed dreamer, but I'm not a politician." -- Kinky Friedman, novelist and musician, formerly of "Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys, and independent candidate for governor of Texas. Among
Wednesday, March 8, 2006 (1 post)
"The answer ... is, try to earn more." -- Silvio Berlusconi, Prime Minister of Italy, offering his advice on how to help to poor Italians
Thursday, March 9, 2006 (1 post)
"People are just sitting there going, like, 'I don't care what she's saying. I don't care what she's saying. I just want to know is she getting naked? ...
Monday, March 27, 2006 (4 posts)
"People still think that a bar is place to go get drunk." -- Carolyn Beck, of the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission. The TABC has undertaken a new program, which Beck describes as a "crack-down", of going into bars and arresting people they
Monday, March 27, 2006 (1 post)
"There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet." -- Muammar Gaddafi
Sunday, May 21, 2006 (2 posts)
"It would actually be quite nice if the American ambassador in Britain could pay the charge like everybody else and not skive out of it like some chiseling little crook." -- Ken Livingstone, mayor of London, upset that US diplomats are refusing to
Wednesday, April 19, 2006 (1 post)
"I was amazed that it hadn't changed at all." -- Lance Nesta, of Waukesha Wisconsin, commenting on a fruitcake recently rediscovered in his mother's attic. A fruitcake originally mailed to him in 1962.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006 (1 post)
"I am here to defend the chickens." -- Jose Menendez, Key West city commissioner, who opposed a recently passed resolution to remove chickens from the streets of Key West. (Yes, this is really the kind of thing they worry about in Key
Monday, July 17, 2006 (1 post)
"I'm not going to talk too long like the rest of them. Some of these guys talk too long. Gotta go home. Got something to do tonight." -- George W. Bush, preparing to speak at the G8 Summit in St. Petersburg. (Apparently he has plans later
Monday, July 24, 2006 (1 post)
"He should be in a camp ... They are still jails, but they get to see the sky and be outside. It's bad for Richard, who is an outdoor person." -- Michael Minns, lawyer for original Survivor Richard Hatch, currently serving a four year sentence
Wednesday, August 2, 2006 (1 post)
"I don't know what the hell the other prime ministers were doing, really." -- Tony Blair, upon learning he was the first prime minister in 150 years to have a legitimate child while in office
Saturday, August 5, 2006 (1 post)
"There is a real puritanical streak in America. You see celebrities practically baring their breasts all the time and no one seems to mind ... but in this very natural context of feeding your child, a lot of Americans are very uncomfortable with it."
"It's clear the Democrat Party had a good night." -- President George W. Bush
"Much of my work has come from being lazy." -- John Backus, developer of FORTRAN, the first successful high-level programming language. Backus passed away March 17, 2007.
Thursday, May 31, 2007 (1 post)
"A lot of the routine stuff we do can be done by really talented people in another time zone at much lower wages." - James Macpherson, editor and publisher of ...
"Gay flamingos are not uncommon." - Jane Waghorn, spokesperson for the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust, near Bristol (UK), explaining that flamingos Carlos ...
Page:
PREV 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 --85-- 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 NEXT
