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Saturday, October 30, 2004 (3 posts)
"I feel like I'm Bill Murray in 'Groundhog Day'."
- Jeb Bush, governor of Florida
Saturday, October 30, 2004 (7 posts)
"You actually have an influence on this presidential election. ... You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote."
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Friday, October 1, 2004 (2 posts)
"You can't screw with a legend like that and get away with it."
- Frank Kelly Rich, editor of Modern Drunkard magazine, complaining about Jack Daniels ...
Saturday, October 30, 2004 (3 posts)
"America saw two very different visions of our country and two different hairdos."
- George W. Bush, referring to the vice-presidential debate
Monday, October 18, 2004 (2 posts)
"Did you know elephants have beards? They're very spiky, like a porcupine. ... In the circus they shave them off. They shave them with a blowtorch." ...
Thursday, October 21, 2004 (3 posts)
"Well, there was no sex for 14 days. Everything comes with side effects."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, commenting on the results of a speech he gave endorsing ...
Tuesday, February 8, 2005 (22 posts)
"Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from ...
Sunday, November 21, 2004 (3 posts)
"Every time I have been out in the public with an I-69 button on my lapel, teenagers point and snicker at it."
- John Hostettler, US Representative from ...
Wednesday, November 17, 2004 (2 posts)
"I still am having fun. ... Right now, I just have no plans of going anywhere."
- Michael Powell, chairman of the FCC, who intends to keep working to keep ...
Monday, February 7, 2005 (10 posts)
"If you're cramming more and more power in a small space, what you're making is a small bomb."
- Carl Hilliard, president of the Wireless Consumers ...
Sunday, April 3, 2005 (3 posts)
"The devil made him do it."
- Matt Helmerick, spokesman for the Monroe County (Key West, Florida) state attorney's office, describing why state ...
Thursday, April 14, 2005 (9 posts)
"Don't leave out pet food at night, and, you know, don't leave your pets out at night either."
- Ken Ferebee, park ranger with the National Park ...
Sunday, April 3, 2005 (3 posts)
"I'd like him to tell good jokes ... but I guess I can't control that."
- Judge Rodney S. Melville, after ruling that it was okay for talk show ...
Friday, April 22, 2005 (3 posts)
"Let's embarrass the hell out of the Americans in front of other countries..."
- Marlene Jennings, Canadian Parliament member and, ironically, the ...
Thursday, April 14, 2005 (4 posts)
"Like most people, I bemoan the time I have wasted and the opportunities I have squandered. Then, I go turn on the television."
- Jimmy Johnson, cartoonist
Thursday, April 7, 2005 (1 post)
"I just took it for granted that we wouldn't be that stupid."
- Mel Martinez, Senator from Florida, commenting on the discovery that someone from his ...
Wednesday, April 20, 2005 (1 post)
"I think every guy in the universe has wanted to do it. It was worth every damn minute in that jail."
- John McGivney, after firing five rounds into his 94 ...
Wednesday, April 27, 2005 (1 post)
"The last thing I want to do is get into a fight with a powerful celebrity who has a blog read by tens of people."
- Rob Burnett, executive producer of The ...
Tuesday, May 3, 2005 (2 posts)
"It sure beats computer programming because it's flexible, and I get to be outside."
- Steve Relles of Delmar, NY, aka the "Delmar Dog Butler", a ...
Monday, June 20, 2005 (1 post)
"You gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean."
- Saddam Hussein, offering advise to ...
Tuesday, November 15, 2005 (3 posts)
"I sometimes feel that Alfred E. Neuman is in charge in Washington."
- Hillary Clinton
Thursday, July 14, 2005 (1 post)
"To take a classic family show and do that is like taking 'I Love Lucy' and making her a crackhead or something."
- Ben "Cooter" Jones, complaining ...
Sunday, August 28, 2005 (1 post)
Why are you still here?
- Shepard Smith, live on Fox News, asking a local on Bourbon Street why they had not left given the impending approach of Hurricane ...
Thursday, December 1, 2005 (6 posts)
"No disaster is perfect..."
- Michael Brown, former head of FEMA
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