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Wednesday, June 16, 2004 (2 posts)
"I'm back, I'm black and I'm chasing young white meat!"
- Eddie Van Halen, apparently suffering some sort of racial identity crisis
Wednesday, June 16, 2004 (2 posts)
"Clearly, over the past 10 years, we in L.A. have taken a commanding lead in post-game riots. If the Lakers win, I plan to overturn my own car."
- Jimmy ...
Monday, July 19, 2004 (4 posts)
"We went through the house and I told her what I wanted. She did not make any nice comments about my place so I went to my garage and fetched an axe."
- ...
Tuesday, July 13, 2004 (4 posts)
"I love Taco Bell."
- Michael Jackson, who stopped by his local congressman's office, wearing a Spiderman mask, to complain that there simply ...
Sunday, June 27, 2004 (3 posts)
"I think he was just having a bad day."
- Senator Patrick Leahy, referring to Vice President Dick Cheney who moments earlier on the Senate floor had told ...
Wednesday, July 28, 2004 (5 posts)
"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
- Senator Hillary Clinton
Thursday, July 8, 2004 (2 posts)
"We made a mistake. In retrospect, I'd do it completely differently."
- Tom Touchet, executive producer for NBC's Today Show. While other ...
Monday, August 2, 2004 (2 posts)
"... and we have better hair."
- John Kerry, explaining to Florida voters why they should support him and his newly announced running mate John Edwards
Sunday, July 18, 2004 (2 posts)
"It's a very important monument, and it would enhance the glamor of your product to have an advertisement on it."
- Carlos Sinopoli, spokesperson for ...
Tuesday, July 27, 2004 (2 posts)
"There are many, many good people who have gone to prison ... look at Nelson Mandela."
- Martha Stewart, in a recent interview with Barbara Walters
...
Tuesday, July 27, 2004 (2 posts)
"If they don't have the guts, I call them girlie men."
- Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, referring to Democrat state legislators
Friday, July 23, 2004 (2 posts)
"As far as me and the vice presidency is concerned ... I spent a number of years in a North Vietnamese prison camp in the dark and fed scraps, and I don't ...
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 (2 posts)
"I thought for sure I was the 1960s and Archie Bunker had been appointed theologian to the Pope."
- Frances Kissling, president of Catholics for a Free ...
Thursday, August 5, 2004 (2 posts)
"It is not a normal or legal thing, anywhere in the country to carry a handgun without a permit while selling ice cream."
- Sgt. Eric Holtzclaw, of the ...
Thursday, August 12, 2004 (2 posts)
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
...
Thursday, August 19, 2004 (2 posts)
"The fact that we have not found any more dead than we have is nothing short of a miracle."
- Guy Tunnell, chief of the Florida Dept. of Law Enforcement, ...
Sunday, August 22, 2004 (2 posts)
"It's hard to imagine statistics more favorable to the selling of spam solutions."
- Techweb Magazine, citing a study which shows that for the recent ...
Sunday, August 22, 2004 (2 posts)
"If there's one area of privacy, it's still sexual activity. Although I will tell you, at the age of 80, I consider any question concerning my sexual ...
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 (2 posts)
"I'll Jump Again!"
- Christy McKenzie, parachutist who fell 11,500 feet after both her main and reserve parachutes failed to open. Power lines ...
Tuesday, August 24, 2004 (2 posts)
"If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are."
- Alice Cooper
Saturday, November 13, 2004 (3 posts)
"I think him [John Kerry] going to Vietnam was more heroic than my flying fighter jets. He was in harm's way and I wasn't."
- George W. Bush
Wednesday, September 15, 2004 (3 posts)
"Visitors experience great annoyance from people having sex in public and apparently the presence of the cows turns the people off having sex."
- Ellen van ...
Sunday, October 31, 2004 (2 posts)
I'm going to ride it out in the high-ground area of the city - fourth floor in a good hotel, with a good bar."
- Rick Pfeifer, from Washington state, ...
Friday, June 23, 2023 (5 posts)
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
but the Vehicle Code does not divorce
its application from, perforce,
a steed as my colleagues said.
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