News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Tuesday, August 12, 2003 (1 post)
Joining the fray in California's gubernatorial race is sledgehammer weilding comedian Gallagher. His campaign slogan - "Finally, a governor you can ...
Friday, January 15, 2021 (2 posts)
"My goal is to bring happiness to the streets of California. If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent."
- Mary Carey, 22-year-old porn star and ...
This story has everything - 170 wild chihuahuas run amuck, piles of dead chickens, crazy barefoot people up to their ankles in dogshit, and Gregory Peck's ...
Monday, August 11, 2003 (1 post)
"If Schwarzenegger has an answer to the revenue crisis and he can get the damn criminals off the streets of Oakland, hell, I may vote for him."
- Jerry ...
Monday, August 11, 2003 (1 post)
SkyNews reports today that a new study from Britain shows that those who drink socially, particularly if they drink with bosses and co-workers, tend to earn ...
Monday, August 11, 2003 (1 post)
"The result is a disparity of voting opportunity that makes Florida's election procedures look almost pristine by comparison."
- lawyers for California ...
In the ever expanding search for the next big reality TV hit, TV producers are now holding auditions for "Who Wants To Be the First Openly Gay Country Music ...
Thursday, August 7, 2003 (1 post)
"The fact that I was 'Gopher' was probably worth a couple of hundred thousand dollars worth of campaign finance."
- Fred Grandy, former US ...
Friday, November 3, 2023 (14 posts)
Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't the only actor to declare his candidacy for California governor yesterday. According to the AP, Gary Coleman (yes, that ...
Monday, November 27, 2023 (2 posts)
Software maintenance and report writing starting at 69 cents per hour...
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Monday, July 19, 2021 (3 posts)
"California is the most progressive state in the union, quite unorthodox at times. I think its citizens would welcome having a smut peddler who cares as their ...
Tuesday, August 5, 2003 (1 post)
"It's a nice movie, but I never thought it was anything special."
- Ingrid Bergman, on the film "Casablanca"
Wednesday, March 24, 2021 (27 posts)
The Jim Beam whiskey warehouse in Bardstown, Kentucky went up in flames yesterday... ...
Photos of the aptly named "Burqa Band"...
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Friday, August 1, 2003 (2 posts)
According to Reuters, it is now legal to vote drunk in Norway. (I don't know if that is legal here, but it sure would explain a lot.)
Friday, August 1, 2003 (1 post)
"The most segregated hour in America, depending on the time zone, is 11 o'clock Sunday morning."
- Bishop Fred Caldwell, of the Greenwood Acres Full ...
Friday, August 1, 2003 (1 post)
Dog bites flasher's balls
An unidentified man in Zagreb, Croatia began swearing at a woman in her front garden. The man, who was visibly ...
Saturday, August 16, 2003 (1 post)
You may recall the interesting SPAM I received a while back from the fellow looking for a generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator.
( original post here: ...
Well, the Policy Analysis Market (terrorism futures trading) is gone. As is apparently the entire FutureMAP program. And John Poindexter, for that ...
Thursday, January 26, 2023 (5 posts)
"I can't understand it. If a pastry is named after you, you ought to be glad. We've had pitch-black Negroes in here who didn't complain."
- ...
Saturday, June 22, 2024 (30 posts)
(or... I REALLY like Asparagus)
According to Buck Wolf's latest column "The beer of tomorrow may be freeze-dried, laced with nicotine, or even ...
Saturday, November 16, 2024 (5 posts)
Club 215 in Colton, California is in trouble with the California Department of Transportation over a roadside billboard. According to CBS News, the ...
Wednesday, July 30, 2003 (1 post)
"We asked for an alligator, we paid for an alligator and unfortunately we did not get an alligator."
- Steve McClain, spokesman for the University of ...
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