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Wednesday, July 9, 2003 (1 post)
"We admit that there were some mistakes made in the shipment of material, such as sending a snowplow to Iraq, which seems comical. But we are trying to remedy ...
Sunday, May 26, 2024 (12 posts)
"I'm a fun player, and I've never hurt anyone in my life."
- Randall Simon, first baseman for the Pittsburgh Pirates, who was fined $432 for ...
Friday, July 11, 2003 (1 post)
"It's not a macho thing. It's not a 'mine is bigger than yours' thing. To do the next generation of experiments, we simply need the bigger ...
Sunday, February 4, 2024 (13 posts)
"I suppose as long as the officers have had their shots and don't bite, I'll allow them to continue that technique."
- Tennessee judge Bob Moon, ...
"Simply put, our results show that Kansas is considerably flatter than a pancake."
- Mark Fonstad, geographer from Southwest Texas State University, ...
Sunday, July 27, 2003 (1 post)
On California Governor Gray Davis...
"You wouldn't invite him to dinner because he's a dull dinner guest, that I can tell you."
"I have lunch ...
Monday, July 28, 2003 (1 post)
"Twenty beers at most if you want me to be perfectly honest, officer. But that's it, really."
- unidentified German motorist, when asked by a police ...
Monday, July 28, 2003 (1 post)
"You've got to be real careful or you're liable to get something burnt or hurt."
- Allen "Anchor" Turner, Vice-President of the North American Nude ...
Monday, July 28, 2003 (1 post)
"I'm not retiring until they carry me away, and I'll have a few routines on the way to the big divot."
- Bob Hope
Wednesday, July 30, 2003 (1 post)
"We asked for an alligator, we paid for an alligator and unfortunately we did not get an alligator."
- Steve McClain, spokesman for the University of ...
Thursday, January 26, 2023 (5 posts)
"I can't understand it. If a pastry is named after you, you ought to be glad. We've had pitch-black Negroes in here who didn't complain."
- ...
Friday, August 1, 2003 (1 post)
"The most segregated hour in America, depending on the time zone, is 11 o'clock Sunday morning."
- Bishop Fred Caldwell, of the Greenwood Acres Full ...
Tuesday, August 5, 2003 (1 post)
"It's a nice movie, but I never thought it was anything special."
- Ingrid Bergman, on the film "Casablanca"
Thursday, August 7, 2003 (1 post)
"The fact that I was 'Gopher' was probably worth a couple of hundred thousand dollars worth of campaign finance."
- Fred Grandy, former US ...
Monday, August 11, 2003 (1 post)
"The result is a disparity of voting opportunity that makes Florida's election procedures look almost pristine by comparison."
- lawyers for California ...
Monday, August 11, 2003 (1 post)
"If Schwarzenegger has an answer to the revenue crisis and he can get the damn criminals off the streets of Oakland, hell, I may vote for him."
- Jerry ...
Friday, January 15, 2021 (2 posts)
"My goal is to bring happiness to the streets of California. If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent."
- Mary Carey, 22-year-old porn star and ...
Wednesday, August 20, 2003 (1 post)
"I told Warren [Buffett] that if he mentioned Proposition 13 one more time, he has to do 500 sit-ups."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, referring to Buffett's ...
Tuesday, August 26, 2003 (1 post)
"Mars will shine brightly. It will look great in a telescope. It will not kill you."
- Robert Roy Britt, writing for space.com, attempting to calm fears ...
Thursday, August 28, 2003 (1 post)
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, during a phone interview with Sean Hannity
Thursday, August 28, 2003 (1 post)
"Bodybuilders' cocks are the same size as everyone else's."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, in a 1977 interview with Oui magazine.
Thursday, August 10, 2023 (5 posts)
"Paula Abdul judging singers is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest."
- Chris Rock, at the MTV Video Music Awards
Sunday, July 21, 2024 (10 posts)
"You should be able to just sell stuff without having something that you don't know you're supposed to be having."
- Mikaela Ziegler, age 7, whose ...
Saturday, May 8, 2004 (3 posts)
"America is dumb."
- Johnny Depp
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