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Monday, April 14, 2003 (1 post)
"If I'm alone too long I think too much and I'm not interested in doing that."
- Lisa Marie Presley
Wednesday, April 16, 2003 (1 post)
"They have a different way of enforcing justice. They want us to shoot everybody."
- Marine Corporal Shane Weeks, commenting on some the challenges of ...
Tuesday, June 3, 2003 (2 posts)
"I'm an actress, I'm a model and an athlete. I put athlete third on my list."
- Serena Williams
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Saturday, April 19, 2003 (1 post)
"It was delicious. I don't know if it's because we've been eating MREs for two months, but everyone's enjoyed it a lot."
- US Marine ...
Saturday, April 19, 2003 (1 post)
"My wife never lets me get a word in edgeways, so I crank up the [air raid] siren and let it rip for a few minutes. It works every time. Afterwards, it's ...
Monday, April 21, 2003 (1 post)
"We finally found a way to teach knuckleheads to keep their asses down. Before, the only way they really learned was to get shot."
- James Dunnigan, ...
Tuesday, August 15, 2023 (5 posts)
"The realization that one has just goofed in front of more than 200,000 readers produces a uniquely sickening brand of nausea."
- James Scott, reporter for ...
Tuesday, April 22, 2003 (1 post)
"We call them 'Russians' now, Charlie."
- Colin Powell, Secretary of State, in an interview with Charlie Rose, when Rose referred to the Russians ...
Wednesday, April 23, 2003 (1 post)
"Whoo whoo whoo oogh oogh oogh oogh oogh oogh oogh oogh ooh ooh oooh oooh."
- Jane Goodall, primate expert, during a meeting at the State Department. ...
Thursday, April 24, 2003 (1 post)
"I'd love to do it, I think I have a lot of insight."
- O.J. Simpson, commenting on reports that he has been approached by an unnamed TV organization ...
Thursday, April 24, 2003 (1 post)
"It's a veritable chromatic coup d'etat."
- Alfonso Pecoraro Scanio, president of the Italian political party that called for a national referendum ...
Friday, April 25, 2003 (1 post)
"I doubt he'll be coming to the ranch any time soon."
- President George W. Bush, referring to French President Jacques Chirac.
Tuesday, November 20, 2018 (2 posts)
"Before this I was a moderately well-known character actress. Now, I'm almost famous."
- Janeane Garofalo, commenting on public reaction to her ...
Tuesday, April 29, 2003 (1 post)
"We see no problem in having Mr. Sahhaf join us. First of all, Sahhaf is not on the list of the 55 Iraqis most wanted by the Americans, and he won international ...
Tuesday, April 29, 2003 (1 post)
"Having Cuba serve again on the Human Rights Commission is like putting Al Capone in charge of bank security."
- Ari Fleischer, White House Press ...
Wednesday, April 30, 2003 (1 post)
"Best Buy's portrayal of Mr. T as a fool thus has the likelihood of injuring Mr. T's business reputation and of diluting the distinct quality of Mr. ...
Wednesday, April 30, 2003 (1 post)
"I love the school district, and I would never intentionally overcharge them."
- Barry Van Rensler, lawyer, accused of billing the Upper Darby ...
Friday, May 2, 2003 (1 post)
"It's a girl idea. Guys don't say, 'Bob, let's trade places.' I mean, have you ever heard two guys go, 'You're a mechanic, I'm ...
Saturday, April 24, 2004 (2 posts)
"Everyone knows sex is a smart investment."
- Heidi Fleiss, commenting on the initial public offering of the Daily Planet, the first bordello to be listed ...
Sunday, May 4, 2003 (1 post)
"America doesn't want great music themes, just something it can remember."
- George Wyle, who wrote The Ballad of Gilligan's Island . Wyle ...
Tuesday, June 3, 2003 (4 posts)
"She is going to have to stay in jail and learn her lesson. This was a big, big problem, and if she has to sit in jail - oh well. She's going to have to ...
Monday, May 5, 2003 (2 posts)
"In the end there was no bonking, but it was a close call.
- an unnamed British Airways spokesperson, commenting on a recent New York to London flight ...
Wednesday, May 7, 2003 (1 post)
"I don't know that it's written anywhere that you can't have carpet on your front lawn."
- Steve Nadwairski, of Port Richey, Florida, who had a ...
Tuesday, May 20, 2003 (2 posts)
"Get over it: Spam is here to stay."
- Doug Wood, a lawyer specializing in online advertising (according to USAToday).
If you disagree with Doug, ...
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