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News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines


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Quote of the Day

Tuesday, October 28, 2003   (1 post)
"They tend not to give [a grammy] to the British unless you're Sting. The sun shines out of his arse." - Rod Stewart

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, October 28, 2003   (1 post)
"In wanting to set them free, the Liberation Front has virtually imprisoned them." - Sylvain Brucker, policeman from Saint-Die-des-Vosges, France, ...

Website Pick - Toonopedia

"a vast repository of toonological knowledge" http://www.toonopedia.com/

Quote of the Day

Friday, April 30, 2004   (3 posts)
"The last few years of conflict mean that yet another generation of Israelis and Palestinians will grow up in hatred. We cannot allow that to happen." - ...

Quote of the Day

Friday, July 30, 2021   (2 posts)
"I like a laugh but it was beyond a joke. We've had people steal the street sign and it got to the point where I dreaded reciting our address." - Paul ...

Celebrity Trifecta

Tuesday, September 11, 2018   (3 posts)
1. Jack Elam 2. Fred "Rerun" Barry 3. ???

Website Pick - What today's kids think of OUR video games

Take a group of 10 year olds and sit them down in front of Pong or Space Invaders.  Very funny.  From Electronic Gaming magazine... ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, October 22, 2003   (1 post)
"I honestly thought that it wasn't worth going on. But I can tell you now after hitting the falls I feel that life is worth living." - Kirk Jones, the ...

Quote of the Day

Monday, November 24, 2003   (2 posts)
"I do have my ditzy moments." - Jessica Simpson, commenting on recent episodes of "Newlyweds" where she thought Chicken of the Sea brand tuna was actually ...

Quote of the Day

Monday, May 1, 2023   (2 posts)
"I've found that I have a lot in common with chimps." - Pamela Anderson

Website Pick - New concept in reliable software

NaDa 0.5 now available... http://www.bernardbelanger.com/computing/NaDa/

Quote of the Day

Monday, October 13, 2003   (1 post)
"Nobody should throw a 70-year-old man to the ground. Period. You start doing that, pretty soon you're gonna start throwing 61-year-old men to the ground. I ...

How NOT to deal with a stubborn stain

Friday, February 9, 2024   (18 posts)
An unnamed Moscow man was having trouble with a particularly stubborn paint stain on his pants.  His solution, according to Reuters, was to add a liter of ...

Weirdest Headline of the Day

Wednesday, July 19, 2023   (2 posts)
Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten to Death full story:  http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/odd_gambia_penis_d

Not what he had in mind

Friday, October 10, 2003   (1 post)
Jacksonville Jaguars coach Jack Del Rio put a giant tree stump in the locker room, as a visual symbol of his motivational saying "Keep chopping wood".  So ...

GIANT SMURF ATTACKS ALBUQUERQUE!

Thursday, November 14, 2024   (27 posts)
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Website Pick - Nigerian Email Conference - sign up now!

Friday, March 1, 2024   (15 posts)
http://j-walk.com/other/conf/

Irony

Thursday, December 19, 2024   (162 posts)
According to Reuters, Timothy Treadwell, the found of Grizzley People, an organization dedicated to the protection of grizzly bears, was killed recently - ...

This is a really cool idea

Tuesday, July 6, 2021   (2 posts)
A "kindergarten" for men while their wives shop.  (And it has beer!) Full story:  http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=7&u=/nm

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, October 8, 2003   (1 post)
"We were fully aware that if someone held down the Shift key ... that the technology could be circumvented." - Nathaniel Brown, spokesman for BMG, ...

President Schwarzenegger?

Tuesday, February 11, 2020   (2 posts)
Britain's William Hill betting agency has put the odds at 50:1 that Arnold will eventually become President of the US.  This despite the fact a ...

Quote of the Day

Thursday, July 11, 2024   (16 posts)
"Someone who's a foreigner in his country, who has an unpronounceable name and can become governor of the biggest American state – that's not nothing" ...

 

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