News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Tuesday, October 28, 2003 (1 post)
Mike Frantz of Maquoketa, Iowa, may have entered the Guinness Book of World Records for underwater pumpkin carving. According to the AP, Frantz carved a ...
Tuesday, October 28, 2003 (1 post)
"They tend not to give [a grammy] to the British unless you're Sting. The sun shines out of his arse."
- Rod Stewart
Tuesday, October 28, 2003 (1 post)
"In wanting to set them free, the Liberation Front has virtually imprisoned them."
- Sylvain Brucker, policeman from Saint-Die-des-Vosges, France, ...
"a vast repository of toonological knowledge"
http://www.toonopedia.com/
Friday, April 30, 2004 (3 posts)
"The last few years of conflict mean that yet another generation of Israelis and Palestinians will grow up in hatred. We cannot allow that to happen."
- ...
Friday, July 30, 2021 (2 posts)
"I like a laugh but it was beyond a joke. We've had people steal the street sign and it got to the point where I dreaded reciting our address."
- Paul ...
Tuesday, September 11, 2018 (3 posts)
1. Jack Elam
2. Fred "Rerun" Barry
3. ???
Take a group of 10 year olds and sit them down in front of Pong or Space Invaders. Very funny. From Electronic Gaming magazine...
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Wednesday, October 22, 2003 (1 post)
"I honestly thought that it wasn't worth going on. But I can tell you now after hitting the falls I feel that life is worth living."
- Kirk Jones, the ...
Monday, November 24, 2003 (2 posts)
"I do have my ditzy moments."
- Jessica Simpson, commenting on recent episodes of "Newlyweds" where she thought Chicken of the Sea brand tuna was actually ...
Monday, May 1, 2023 (2 posts)
"I've found that I have a lot in common with chimps."
- Pamela Anderson
NaDa 0.5 now available...
http://www.bernardbelanger.com/computing/NaDa/
Monday, October 13, 2003 (1 post)
"Nobody should throw a 70-year-old man to the ground. Period. You start doing that, pretty soon you're gonna start throwing 61-year-old men to the ground. I ...
Friday, February 9, 2024 (18 posts)
An unnamed Moscow man was having trouble with a particularly stubborn paint stain on his pants. His solution, according to Reuters, was to add a liter of ...
Wednesday, July 19, 2023 (2 posts)
Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten to Death
full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/odd_gambia_penis_d
Friday, October 10, 2003 (1 post)
Jacksonville Jaguars coach Jack Del Rio put a giant tree stump in the locker room, as a visual symbol of his motivational saying "Keep chopping wood". So ...
Thursday, November 14, 2024 (27 posts)
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Friday, March 1, 2024 (15 posts)
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Monday, March 24, 2025 (202 posts)
According to Reuters, Timothy Treadwell, the found of Grizzley People, an organization dedicated to the protection of grizzly bears, was killed recently - ...
Tuesday, July 6, 2021 (2 posts)
A "kindergarten" for men while their wives shop. (And it has beer!)
Full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=7&u=/nm
Wednesday, October 8, 2003 (1 post)
"We were fully aware that if someone held down the Shift key ... that the technology could be circumvented."
- Nathaniel Brown, spokesman for BMG, ...
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