News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Thursday, April 29, 2004 (2 posts)
"No horse ever needed stealing, but there are people who need killing."
- Dick DeGuerin, attorney for the recently acquitted Robert Durst, explaining why ...
Manbottle made the "site of the Day" on the Netherlands version of the Tiscali website, proving once again that humor is universal, even when the jokes are in ...
Wookies, Bea Arthur, Art Carney, and Jefferson Starship. What more could you want in a holiday TV special...
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Just make up your own joke for this one...
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Friday, June 5, 2020 (2 posts)
I don't know why, but I just find this fascinating...
http://www.lares.dti.ne.jp/~yugo/storage/monocrafts_ver3/03/index.html
Thursday, December 18, 2003 (2 posts)
"We were about to clear that UGF in a military sort of way. He was wise not to wait too long."
- Col. James Hickey, commanding officer in charge of ...
Saturday, December 13, 2003 (1 post)
"Dr. Phil will come out first and straighten me out, because the problem is me. I have an attitude problem. There is something wrong with me. And then, when he ...
Thursday, December 11, 2003 (1 post)
Loretta Morris, of New Milford, Connecticut works for a grocery store that has a policy of "carding" anyone attempting to purchace alcohol, tobacco, or lottery ...
Friday, April 30, 2004 (2 posts)
Formula One race car driver Michael Schumacher beat Maurizio Cheli in a 600 meter (3/8 mile) drag race. Michael was driving his Ferrari F2003-GA Formula ...
Friday, April 30, 2004 (2 posts)
"I'm sure we'll always be making stupid videos and doing dumb stuff in our live shows. We'll still be who we are. We'll still be retarded."
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Friday, April 23, 2004 (2 posts)
A German man learned this seemingly self-evident bit of advice Tuesday, when he walked into a Kassel, Germany police station to ask if he was on their wanted ...
Tuesday, April 27, 2004 (2 posts)
Two One-Legged Inmates Skip Jail
heh, "skip"...
Full story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?t
Monday, December 8, 2003 (1 post)
"I was touched by the movie 'Elf' last week."
- Jon Gruden, head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, explaining the inspiration behind their ...
Thursday, May 13, 2004 (2 posts)
"I've just got a text [message] from my nan and she wants to give you a party," said Harry to Matt. Sounds pretty ordinary, until you know the players ...
Friday, April 30, 2004 (2 posts)
"I came in 6th out of 135, that makes me feel like a winner. I was worried I was going to be get beat by Gary Coleman."
- Larry Flynt, commenting on his ...
It's ScienceWorld/MathWorld, everything you ever wanted to know about math, physics, astronomy, etc...
(seriously - it's an excellent reference ...
Friday, April 30, 2004 (2 posts)
"When I voted for the war, I voted for what I thought was best for the country ... Did I expect George Bush to f_ck it up as badly as he did? I don't think ...
Wednesday, July 28, 2004 (2 posts)
"I was wiped out on pills. I couldn't talk. I couldn't walk. I could barely stand up. I was lumbering about like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. It got to ...
Wednesday, July 28, 2004 (2 posts)
"I don't want to step out onstage with someone wearing a coronet and sporting the old ermine."
- Kieth Richards, commenting on Mick Jagger's ...
Saturday, May 15, 2004 (2 posts)
The town of Dunedin, New Zealand has banned children from sitting on Santa's lap, out of fear of future allegations of inappropriate behaviour. ...
Tuesday, January 13, 2004 (1 post)
For all you geeks with more free time than taste... Now you can plug in a Linux processor and make your Singing Bass say anything.
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Wednesday, July 28, 2004 (2 posts)
"I thought that it'd be interesting to have a million of these so I thought that I'd try."
- Lynn Wagner, who just cashed in his collection of ...
Wednesday, July 28, 2004 (2 posts)
"The breathalyser test result was affected by the alcohol that was left in my mouth and which I did not have time to remove in the morning rush by brushing my ...
Wednesday, July 28, 2004 (4 posts)
"Reports that say something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we ...
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