News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Thursday, January 29, 2004 (1 post)
"I may have invented it, but Bill [Gates] made it famous."
- David Bradley, IBM engineer who invented the <CTRL><ALT><DELETE> key ...
Thursday, January 29, 2004 (1 post)
For the computer geek in your life...
http://www.xpcases.com/shop/item.asp?CatID=20&Sku=408
Thursday, April 22, 2004 (2 posts)
"F_ck Hitler! F_ck the Nazis!"
- Charlie, a blue and gold macaw that belonged to Winston Churchill from 1937 to 1965. Charlie is still alive today, ...
Thursday, April 22, 2004 (1 post)
Lunar New Year Makes Monkey Undies Hot
Apparently, monkey underwear can increase your sexual potency...
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Friday, April 16, 2004 (2 posts)
"If one needs to use blows, they should be administered to specific parts of the body like the feet and hands, using a light and thin stick so it will not leave ...
Thursday, April 22, 2004 (2 posts)
Recently offered on eBay, item #2372779353...
I, as emperor of West Virginia, have been appointed as steward of this sale. You are bidding on the ENTIRE ...
Tuesday, February 17, 2004 (2 posts)
"America is not going to remain at peace, and we're not going to remain the most prosperous nation, and we're not going to remain a free nation, unless ...
Friday, May 7, 2004 (3 posts)
... frozen fishermen!
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Tuesday, January 13, 2004 (1 post)
"Don't use your mobile phone when you're driving. Signal when you change lanes, stop when the light turns red and watch out for that kid on the ...
Friday, April 30, 2004 (2 posts)
Taking a page from the H. Ross Perot playbook, Dennis Kucinich came to the most recent presidential debate armed with a pie chart. It was big. It ...
Thursday, April 15, 2004 (2 posts)
"I changed my mind. I want to go back to acting."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wednesday, March 24, 2004 (2 posts)
This is why you don't let your friends watch your house while you are away on vacation...
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Thursday, April 22, 2004 (2 posts)
It takes 15 hours for a robin to fly from Norway to Britain. Only 30 Scandinavian robins have been known to make the trip since 1919. The most ...
Thursday, April 29, 2004 (4 posts)
"The Bible very clearly states that when Adam and Eve were in right with God, they were naked."
- Bill Martin, who is attempting to open a Christian nudist ...
Sunday, April 25, 2004 (2 posts)
What can happen when the wife finds out. (Safe for work)
http://albums.photo.epson.com/j/AlbumIndex?u=4001548&a=30194719&f=0
Thursday, April 22, 2004 (2 posts)
"That's my girl, Bindi Irwin, the other white meat."
- Terri Irwin
Friday, July 28, 2023 (3 posts)
"This gives new meaning to dinner at the Ritz."
- Alex Lifeson, guitarist for the band Rush, commenting on his arrest after a drunken brawl with ...
Thursday, May 6, 2004 (1 post)
Researcher Links Obesity, Food Portions
Apparently, if you eat too much, you get fat. Who knew?
Full story: http://story.
Thursday, May 6, 2004 (2 posts)
"He's one month old, so it's about time Bob got out there and did his first croc demo."
- Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin, before holding his son ...
Thursday, May 6, 2004 (1 post)
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Wednesday, March 3, 2004 (2 posts)
"The genius of it is that it was designed for any idiot to use. I learned it in a few hours."
- David Byrne, formerly of the Talking Heads
"Power ...
Monday, April 19, 2004 (2 posts)
"Here I thought I was doing good. It was something she can always use, day after day. It's the gift that keeps on giving."
- Gary Clark, the man who ...
Wednesday, May 5, 2004 (1 post)
Sounds like an urban legend, but this one is real...
http://www.chunky.com/click_for_cans.asp
Check it out on Snopes (Urban Legends Reference ...
Sunday, April 25, 2004 (2 posts)
When the McDonald's in Weston, Florida makes their bank deposit, they put the cash in an ordinary McDonald's food bag - to make it look less conspicuous ...
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