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Quote of the Day

Monday, September 23, 2002   (1 post)
"I just hope that this award breaks the door for Jewish people trying to get into show business." - Emmy award winner Brad Garrett

Quote of the Day

Monday, September 30, 2002   (1 post)
"It's not every day that they have to pick up corpses and sometimes pedalos [pedal-operated boats] work well. None of the corpses complained." - ...

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, October 8, 2002   (2 posts)
"People expect a society where their youth are not exposed to immoral hazards as soon as they leave the house." - Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the Supreme ...

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, October 8, 2002   (1 post)
"There are people out there who don't realize 'pizza' is an Italian word and ask us what we call it." - Adolfo Urso, Italian deputy industry ...

Quote of the Day

Monday, February 17, 2003   (3 posts)
"Americans have the most expensive urine in the world." - Gregory W. Stewart, MD, co-medical director of the Tulane Institute of Sports Medicine in New ...

Quote of the Day

Friday, November 8, 2002   (3 posts)
"We want our books to be used. That's our philosophy." - German publisher Georges Hemmerstoffer, who recently began publishing novels on toilet paper.

Quote of the Day

Friday, October 11, 2002   (1 post)
"We lose about six or seven patients a year." - anonymous worker from a Paris hospital where a decomposing corpse was recently discovered in the ...

Quote of the Day

Thursday, October 17, 2002   (1 post)
"I hate all the talk about erotic. Let's talk about sex. Then I know what is meant." - photographer Helmut Newton, noted for his erotic photographs of ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, May 26, 2021   (2 posts)
"You know what a big fun day for me is now? ... We'll go to Wal-Mart and I'll get one of those electric carts and just race through the aisles." - ...

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, October 22, 2002   (1 post)
"You have cancer, I have asthma, we all have to die some time." - British surgeon Dr. Mohannad Al-Fallouji, revealing his prognosis to one of his ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, October 23, 2002   (1 post)
"There is a lot of high technology involved in this redneck show." - Randy Brazell, producer of the "John Boy & Billy" radio show, explaining how a news ...

Quote of the Day

Thursday, November 14, 2002   (2 posts)
"I have made 72 movies in my life and been miscast twice - as a husband." - actor Richard Harris, who passed away Friday at the age of 72.

Quote of the Day

Monday, October 28, 2002   (1 post)
"My director directed me to shoplift in preparation for a role I am preparing." - Winona Ryder, explaining to store security that her shoplifting in Saks ...

Quote of the Day

Thursday, October 31, 2002   (1 post)
"If this is the best British artists can produce then British art is lost.  It is cold, mechanical, conceptual bullshit." - British Culture Minister ...

Quote of the Day

Friday, November 1, 2002   (1 post)
"As a producer, and being immature, obviously Porky's and Rock 'n' Roll High School give me the opportunity to bring more stupidity and childishness ...

Quote of the Day

Sunday, November 3, 2002   (1 post)
"I don't even know how much money we have in our bank account at home." - Wolfgang Clement, recently named head of Germany's Economics and Labor ...

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, November 5, 2002   (1 post)
"Our feasibility study shows that if 1,000 workers donate their sperm for several months, we can get enough funds to pay part of the plant's debts." - ...

Quote of the Day

Thursday, November 7, 2002   (1 post)
"Everyone around here is living in fear ... it's a vicious little thing.  I'll never trust squirrels again." - Knutsford, England, resident ...

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, November 12, 2002   (1 post)
"If you are prepared to become the most radical Islamist and are prepared to get circumcised, I invite you to Moscow. We have specialists that deal with this ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, November 13, 2002   (1 post)
"It's not unusual for my mental clarity to be heightened." - Michael Jackson, in recent court testimony explaining how his memory of past events has ...

Quote of the Day

Thursday, November 14, 2002   (1 post)
"She didn't seem to want us there." - health worker Helen Redmond, referring to her attempts to talk with mental health patient Patricia ...

Quote of the Day

Wednesday, November 20, 2002   (2 posts)
"My mommie used to do the loudest farts in the world." - Ozzie Osbourne, in an interview with Jay Leno

Quote of the Day

Thursday, November 21, 2002   (1 post)
"A comedy doesn't have to be historically accurate, but it must at least be humorous." - German daily Die Welt, in a review of the recent German comedy ...

Quote of the Day

Monday, November 25, 2002   (3 posts)
"Apart from the final two days, it was such a great experience and I had a wonderful time." - Miss England, Daniella Luan, speaking on her experiences at ...

 

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