News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Tuesday, July 13, 2004 (4 posts)
"I love Taco Bell."
- Michael Jackson, who stopped by his local congressman's office, wearing a Spiderman mask, to complain that there simply ...
Monday, July 19, 2004 (4 posts)
"We went through the house and I told her what I wanted. She did not make any nice comments about my place so I went to my garage and fetched an axe."
- ...
Wednesday, June 16, 2004 (2 posts)
"Clearly, over the past 10 years, we in L.A. have taken a commanding lead in post-game riots. If the Lakers win, I plan to overturn my own car."
- Jimmy ...
Wednesday, June 30, 2004 (4 posts)
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Wednesday, June 16, 2004 (2 posts)
"I'm back, I'm black and I'm chasing young white meat!"
- Eddie Van Halen, apparently suffering some sort of racial identity crisis
Saturday, June 12, 2004 (5 posts)
but if you like kittens... and Led Zeppelin... and Norse mythology...
http://www.public.asu.edu/~mharp/viking_kittens/VikingKitten.htm
Thursday, June 3, 2004 (1 post)
"I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life, albeit inadvertently."
- Larry David. Footage from a recent episode of David's ...
Monday, June 14, 2004 (1 post)
Losing a Few Pounds May Help the Obese
Full story (for those unclear on the concept): http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s
Monday, May 31, 2004 (1 post)
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Wednesday, June 23, 2004 (6 posts)
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 (2 posts)
"In the event of an emergency, my hair can be used as a flotation device."
- John Kerry (onboard his new campaign plane)
Sunday, July 18, 2004 (5 posts)
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040518/photos_ts_afp/040518184239_ij1caxr0_photo0&e=4
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Sunday, June 20, 2004 (9 posts)
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Sunday, May 16, 2004 (7 posts)
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Friday, May 7, 2004 (2 posts)
Over a hundred college students in Michigan discovered that at certain gas stations they could swipe their drivers license instead of a credit card at the fuel ...
Thursday, May 6, 2004 (2 posts)
"This culture is in big trouble."
- Prince
When Prince thinks the culture is out of control, you know we have a problem.
Thursday, May 6, 2004 (2 posts)
"It's Gina Lollobrigida, idiot!"
- Joe Volpe, Canadian Human Resources Minister, correcting legislator Jason Kenney on his pronounciation of the ...
Thursday, May 6, 2004 (2 posts)
"Oh no, I'm not trying to pretend I'm being even-handed with Bush."
- Michael Moore
Friday, January 28, 2022 (3 posts)
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Friday, May 28, 2004 (7 posts)
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Tuesday, November 5, 2024 (44 posts)
"What this country needs is a leader who can speak clearly."
- George W. Bush
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon...
http://oracleofbacon.org/oracle/
Six Degrees of ANY Actor to ANY actor...
http://oracleofbaco
Monday, May 3, 2004 (2 posts)
"We were sitting there smoking grass. He [British Prime Minister Tony Blair] was sitting across from me, so I thought he was pretty cool."
- Robert Altman
Saturday, May 1, 2004 (2 posts)
"Imagine having your brain being augmented by Google. For example, you think about something and your cell phone could whisper the answer in your ear."
- ...
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