News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 (3 posts)
"I had no idea I was going to be asked if I was 'the gay governor'." -- Rod Blagojevich, Governor of Illinois, who agreed to be interviewed by The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, without realizing The Daily Show is a comedy.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006 (1 post)
"In regards to selling American ports to the United Arab Emirates, not just NO -- but HELL NO!" -- Sue Myrick, US Representative (Republican) from North Carolina
Wednesday, February 22, 2006 (1 post)
16 year old Li Xiao Meng of Singapore liked to jump up and down on his bed while playing his guitar. His bed was right next to a window. The window was open. His bedroom is on the third floor. Meng took a bad bounce off the bed and
Wednesday, February 22, 2006 (1 post)
According to Reuters reports, A liquid storage tank burst, flooding the town of Elsa, Germany to a depth of twenty inches. The worst part about this? What was in the tank -- liquid pig manure. Police spokesman Rainer Prediger des
Sunday, February 19, 2006 (1 post)
"Russian women are not very good for figure skating. They are good for building rail tracks in Siberia, for example. They are just too strong and big." -- Alexei Mishin, Russian olympic figure skating coach
Friday, February 17, 2006 (1 post)
Iranians really like Danish Pastries, but they're not too happy with the Danish themselves (something to do with a cartoon? has anyone heard anything about that?) The AP reports that Iranian bakers have taken to renaming the pastries. So,
Friday, April 23, 2021 (5 posts)
Taking a cue from The Manbottle Library (my, aren't we presumptive today?) Alta Vista has implemented a "random link" feature. As it is undocumented, it's hard to say exactly what it's doing, but best guess is that it redirects to
Wednesday, February 15, 2006 (1 post)
What did you think all them saddles and boots was about? Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out. -- from the new Willie Nelson song, "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly, Fond of Each Other"
Monday, February 13, 2006 (1 post)
"I am the Jesus Christ of politics." -- Silvio Belusconi, Italian Prime Minister, apparently no longer content to compare himself with Napoleon
Mind Control Parasites Full story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060211/sc_space/mindcontrolbyparasites
Friday, February 10, 2006 (1 post)
"Only Napoleon did more than I have done, but I am definitely taller." -- Silvio Berlusconi, Prime Minister of Italy
from http://www.cagle.com/
Friday, February 10, 2006 (1 post)
"Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back." -- Ann Coulter
Thursday, February 9, 2006 (1 post)
Yes, I know. The email features aren't up and running yet. As soon as they are, trivia will be the first thing (well, second thing) to be sent ...
You can replay your favorite ads here: http://www.ifilm.com/superbowl
Friday, February 3, 2006 (2 posts)
As you can see, if you are reading this, Manbottle v.2.0 is live! (And only six months behind schedule!)
Thursday, March 13, 2008 (1 post)
http://www.entropy8zuper.org/airport/venus/
Tuesday, January 10, 2006 (1 post)
As you may or may not have noticed, work has resumed on the Manbottle v2.0 site. It is nearly ready for prime-time. There are maybe three ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
http://livedigital.com/AG9CBwC-lQ/content/1157/
http://www.reuters.hu/card_dom/index_content.html
http://www.workrights.org/
You wouldn't think we would need anything like this, but then you see articles like this one...
I wish I had thought of it...
http://alibinetwork.com/
Saturday, December 3, 2005 (1 post)
There won't be a Partridge in a pear tree this Christmas... unless Bonaduce hangs himself.
- Denis Leary
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