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Quote of the Week 6

To those extremists that perpetrated this crime against our nation ... I have news for you. We're more f_cking nuts than you, and it should scare you shitless. You may think ...

Quote of the Week 7

America conducted three wars in the 1990s. The Gulf War saved the Kuwaiti people from Saddam. American intervention in the Balkans saved Bosnia. And then we saved Kosovo from ...

Quotes

"To those who are fighting and bombarding us, they should understand the Afghan man is a fighter willing to die for jihad." - Taliban leader Mullah Mohammed Omar "I want ...

Read this first

Okay kids... Before we go any further, let's clarify a few points.  First point: DO NOT focus your anger on people just because they are Arab and/or ...

Reuters on the word 'Terrorist'

Apparently concerned about the misinterpretation of language at this highly charged time, Reuters's head of global news, Stephen Jukes, has directed his staff to avoid the word ...

Stay on alert

Be advised that terrorists may attempt to pass themselves off as ordinary American citizens and may even attempt to change their hair color, wardrobe or appearance in order to ...

Suicide bombers

It has been reported that bin Laden has been recruiting suicide bombers from India. We now have proof of a new wave of attacks from the sky but there is little to fear, the ...

Sunroof - Afghan style

Abdul Kayum flashes a thumbs-up as he drives his damaged minivan on the road near the airport in Kandahar, Afghanistan, Thursday, Dec. 13, 2001. Kayum said he had stopped on the ...

Taliban Secret Weapons

I've been amusing myself coming up with Taliban "secret weapons", including mobile AA guns mounted on camels and "stealth horses" with pillows tied round their feet. However, I'm ...

Taliban Singles Online

There is dating in Afghanistan...  <IMAGE>

The Americans

Note: The following editorial was written by the late Gordon Sinclair in 1973. Although some details have changed since then, the basic sentiments still remain true ...

The Real Bush Theory on Iraq

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says, Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here? Bush says, "We're planning the next ...

Tourist of Death

By now many of you have seen the supposed snapshot of the unfortunate tourist getting his picture taken on top of World Trade Center that fateful morning. (If you haven't, you ...

Valentine's Day

Little David came home from first grade and told his father they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're ...

Warning

Important! I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier today and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am ...

We'll do the job...

Just let these guys take care of it...
We'll do the job

We'll go forward

from the Miami Herald September 12, 2001 by Leonard Pitts We'll go forward from this moment It's my job to have something to say. They pay me to provide words that ...

Weather Report

The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon. The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees ...

Why he did it...

Top Five Reasons Osama Bin Laden chose New York City: 5) He was tired of the Yankees winning the World Series. 4) Still upset over the breakup of Regis and Kathy Lee. 3) ...

Why he wears a turban...

The real reason why Osama bin Laden wears a turban
Why he wears a turban...

Why Suicide

Why radical Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide... No premarital sex. No booze. None. Never. No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV. No Spice channel. No ...

 

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