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Dr. Suess on the Terrorists

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Every U down in U-ville liked U.S. a lot, But the Binch, who lived Far East of U-ville, did not. The Binch hated U.S! the whole U.S. way! Now don't ask me why, for nobody ...

George W. Bush Quote

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The quote below is from an MSNBC.com article. The article was talking about his address to Congress tonight (Thursday 9/20/2001). According to the article, Bush made this ...

CALIFORNIA WARNIN'

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CALIFORNIA WARNIN' BY THE FEDS AND THE COPPERS The bridges are at risk Said Governor Grey He brought out the Guard to watch them all I think they're gonna stay ...

Dear Mr. bin Laden

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If you can read this...

Escape

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Bin Laden was recently spotted attempting to escape from Afghanistan...
bin Laden escaping

Holy War

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Never bring a knife to a gun fight...
Holy War

New Design

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I think this new design deserves some thought...
New World Trade Center

Statue of Liberty

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Statue of Liberty

Sunroof - Afghan style

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Abdul Kayum flashes a thumbs-up as he drives his damaged minivan on the road near the airport in Kandahar, Afghanistan, Thursday, Dec. 13, 2001. Kayum said he had stopped on the ...

Jay Leno on Homeland Security

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You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to ...

The Real Bush Theory on Iraq

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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says, Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here? Bush says, "We're planning the next ...

Valentine's Day

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Little David came home from first grade and told his father they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're ...

Osama bin Laden and the 72 Virgins

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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him: "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells ...

Accuracy Movement Spreading to Other Memorials

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Accuracy Movement Spreading to Other Memorials Jan 17, 2002 (NEW YORK) The New York City Fire Department commissioned a statue of the famous photo of three firemen hoisting ...

New USMC motto in Afghanistan

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IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING * United States Marine Corps *

Warning

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Important! I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier today and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am ...

Quotes

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"To those who are fighting and bombarding us, they should understand the Afghan man is a fighter willing to die for jihad." - Taliban leader Mullah Mohammed Omar "I want ...

Hillary

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Hillary

Reuters on the word 'Terrorist'

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Apparently concerned about the misinterpretation of language at this highly charged time, Reuters's head of global news, Stephen Jukes, has directed his staff to avoid the word ...

New Weapon

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New weapon in the war on terrorism...
Anti-Jihad weapon

Quote of the Week 3

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"My interest is not to simplify things for the other side but to complexify them, if that is a word." - Donald Rumsfeld, US Secretary of Defense

You knew these were coming...

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Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52... F-16... B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national ...

No Shit!

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No Shit

Quote of the Week 4

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Why do they hate us? It just may be because of "Gilligan's Island." Viewed through the prism of America's enemies, it's easy to see how the "Gilligan's Island" gang represents ...

 

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