News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Friday, September 20, 2002 (1 post)
Mel Gibson announced that for his next project he will produce a movie about the life of Christ. (Okay, nothing wrong with that.) However, this ...
Thursday, September 19, 2002 (1 post)
The AP reports that police officers in Britain are being encouraged to eat out at local establishments while on duty, the idea being that their presence will ...
Thursday, September 19, 2002 (1 post)
"He then proceeded to dismember his member."
- Inverell, Australia police inspector Dave Harrington, describing how a local man sliced off his own penis ...
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Friday, September 13, 2002 (1 post)
"Every cave has been bombed. But so many of these caves have not been searched [for Osama bin Laden]. In a lighter vein, I was suggesting maybe we open it ...
Friday, September 13, 2002 (1 post)
Sometimes you can tell it's a slow news day just from the headlines. Here are three examples, from Reuters and the AP:
Oldest penis 100 million ...
Thursday, September 12, 2002 (2 posts)
To end the long standing debate over the "correct" term for soft drinks, Alan McConchie, a student at CalTech, set up a website to collect votes. ...
Thursday, September 12, 2002 (1 post)
"I'm okay with it, but it'll be a drag if I don't make it till the next James Bond movie comes out."
- Warren Zevon, on being recently ...
... but we've come across a new product that is too tasteless even for Totally Tasteless Art . It's a lighter. A shipment of these, bound ...
Thursday, September 12, 2002 (1 post)
The winning numbers for the New York Lottery's "New York Numbers" game for Wednesday, 9/11/2002 9-1-1.
from The Sun (UK)
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Friday, September 6, 2002 (1 post)
"The proof is the proof and when you have a good proof it's proven."
- Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien
Apparently the Greek government has banned electronic games. ALL electronic games. Including games on PC's, mobile phones, and DVD's. ...
Wednesday, September 4, 2002 (1 post)
The Denver Post reports that a giant pickle was stolen from the top of a delivery car belonging to Johnny McGuire's Deli Saturday. The eight foot, 200 ...
Wednesday, September 4, 2002 (1 post)
"['N Sync's Lance] Bass needs to quit worrying about going into outer space and embrace and celebrate life by learning how to kill his own food."
- ...
Wednesday, September 4, 2002 (1 post)
According to reports from Reuters, Giovanni Greco was determined that his future mausoleum be built just right. He made frequent trips to the construction ...
Wednesday, September 4, 2002 (1 post)
"I was told that the products were past their expiry date, but I gave the order to sell them after I tried them and found them tasty."
- Reiko Yoshida, ...
Sunday, September 1, 2002 (1 post)
"What can you say? They screwed up. They hit the wrong house"
- police spokesman Tony Rode, explaining why bulldozers began demolishing the wrong house in ...
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Monday, August 26, 2002 (1 post)
"All I can say is my client is going through therapy."
- Al Cepparulo, attorney for Daniel Strouss, who is charged with attempted murder after shooting a ...
Friday, August 23, 2002 (1 post)
"I thought it was very funny but I still prefer musicals."
- David Friend's mother, after seeing her son perform in the strangly popular show "Puppetry ...
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NASCAR Busch series driver Mike Harmon walked away from this spectacular crash at Bristol Motor Speedway...
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Thursday, August 22, 2002 (1 post)
Michael Kocur was convicted of driving his riding lawn mower while intoxicated. It was his fifth offense, although the first involving gardening ...
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