News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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Thursday, November 14, 2002 (1 post)
"My client is a simple man and [the Pope's] comments on family values and the importance of being a Christian really affected him in a kind of miraculous ...
From Reuters...
The man noticed on a visit to the bathroom in the restaurant in Arvika, Sweden, that all the toilet seats had been removed.
When he ...
Thursday, November 14, 2002 (2 posts)
Matthew Mokanyk, of Traverse City, Michigan, found himself in a legal dispute with his landlord, Powerhouse Gym. (He was leasing office space from the ...
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TRANSLATION: On April 17, 1967, nothing ...
Thursday, November 14, 2002 (1 post)
Recently added to the "Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation"...
"We are ready for any unforeseen event which may or may not happen."
"To ...
Thursday, November 14, 2002 (1 post)
"She didn't seem to want us there."
- health worker Helen Redmond, referring to her attempts to talk with mental health patient Patricia ...
Wednesday, November 13, 2002 (1 post)
If you ever find yourself locked out of your own house, chances are you can't get in by climbing down the chimney.
This is the lesson that Mark Vaughn ...
Wednesday, November 13, 2002 (1 post)
"It's not unusual for my mental clarity to be heightened."
- Michael Jackson, in recent court testimony explaining how his memory of past events has ...
Tuesday, November 12, 2002 (1 post)
"Movielink seems as likely to succeed as a thong store in Kabul."
- Kevin Maney, of USA Today, commenting on Movielink, an attempt by major Hollywood ...
Tuesday, November 12, 2002 (1 post)
"If you are prepared to become the most radical Islamist and are prepared to get circumcised, I invite you to Moscow. We have specialists that deal with this ...
Hey what's that big thing coming this way?
Is it friendly?
Will it play with me?
...
Friday, November 8, 2002 (1 post)
District Judge Thomas Gilbert of Michigan was placed on an indefinite voluntary leave this week, according to the Associated Press. The reason? He ...
Wednesday, August 25, 2004 (2 posts)
The AP reports today that James F. Welles was arrested for allegedly trying to arrange sex with a 15-year-old girl over the Internet. The girl turned out to be ...
Friday, November 8, 2002 (1 post)
"If you're going to be compared to somebody, it might as well be yourself. It takes away that parenthesis after your name."
- Jakob Dylan (son of Bob ...
Friday, November 11, 2005 (3 posts)
"Its a shame he went nuts, but I couldn't let this little beggar hold the town to ransom."
- Geoff Horth, enraged grandfather, who ended the reign of ...
Thursday, November 7, 2002 (1 post)
This just in from our Studies in the Obvious files...
Richard Ridderinkhof of the University of Amsterdam in the Netherlands has just completed a study ...
Thursday, November 7, 2002 (1 post)
"Why is the condom gold? Because gold means something very valuable."
- Oliver Gothe, marketing cheif for German condom maker Condomi AG, commenting on a ...
Thursday, November 7, 2002 (1 post)
Michael Croteau is suing the New Brunswick Amateur Hockey Association for $200,000 in phsycological and punitive damages, according to a recent AP report. ...
Thursday, November 7, 2002 (1 post)
"Everyone around here is living in fear ... it's a vicious little thing. I'll never trust squirrels again."
- Knutsford, England, resident ...
Tuesday, November 5, 2002 (1 post)
"Our feasibility study shows that if 1,000 workers donate their sperm for several months, we can get enough funds to pay part of the plant's debts."
- ...
Tuesday, November 5, 2002 (1 post)
Remember Koko the Gorilla? You know, the one that talks using sign language?
Well, word is Koko, who lives near San Francisco, now has a record ...
Sunday, November 3, 2002 (1 post)
Jeff Foxworthy's career is officially over - I just saw him as a guest on the "Space Ghost, Coast to Coast" show.
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