News of the Day
News, current events, general weirdness - ripped from today's headlines
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Marauding bees held shoppers hostage inside a Los Angeles liquor store for two hours on Thanksgiving while ...
Monday, December 2, 2002 (1 post)
This just in from Sydney Morning Herald...
The Australian Supreme Court has ruled that crotch nuzzling by a dog does not constitute an assault. Said ...
Saturday, October 12, 2019 (4 posts)
"Most little kids actually like Santa."
- Robert Doyle, opposing the recent ban of Santa Claus in many Australian kindergartens. He further went on ...
Monday, December 2, 2002 (1 post)
"None of my clients are alive anymore."
- Maurice Goldstein, 91 year old lawyer from Jacksonville, Florida, citing the reason for his recently announced ...
Full Story: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=583&ncid=583&e=8&u=/nm/20021127/od_nm/life_cambodia_nail_dc
Tuesday, November 26, 2002 (1 post)
"The only reliable international inspectors for Iraq are members of the 101st Airborne Division."
- Ken Adelman, USA Today
Monday, November 18, 2019 (1 post)
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Monday, November 25, 2002 (1 post)
Toronto city staff created a bit of a controversy last week when they erected a "holiday tree" outside of City Hall. That's right, not a "Christmas ...
Friday, September 8, 2023 (6 posts)
A satirical look at how white people demonstrate to black people just how "not racist" they can be...
http://blackpeopleloveus.com/
Monday, November 25, 2002 (1 post)
You would think that would go without saying, but apparently not. Reuters reports that eight members of the Miskovic family of Danilovgrad, Montenegro, ...
Monday, November 25, 2002 (3 posts)
"Apart from the final two days, it was such a great experience and I had a wonderful time."
- Miss England, Daniella Luan, speaking on her experiences at ...
Friday, November 22, 2002 (1 post)
"[This] story should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop in a literal sense."
- Claes-Gorn Ostenson, in a letter to the medical journal, ...
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=574&ncid=721&e=1&u=/nm/20021122/wl_nm/religion_nigeria_missworld_dc
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Producing toys based on popular childrens movies, such as "Reservoir Dogs", "Night of the Living Dead", and "Animal ...
Thursday, November 21, 2002 (1 post)
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has a new plan to deal with the homeless in his city. According to Reuters, he plans to house them in cruise ...
Thursday, November 21, 2002 (1 post)
"A comedy doesn't have to be historically accurate, but it must at least be humorous."
- German daily Die Welt, in a review of the recent German comedy ...
Wednesday, November 20, 2002 (2 posts)
"My mommie used to do the loudest farts in the world."
- Ozzie Osbourne, in an interview with Jay Leno
Monday, November 18, 2002 (1 post)
If you kids come home and tell you about the whales in Lake Michigan, don't be too hard on them, they probably learned it in school. The AP reports ...
Monday, November 18, 2002 (1 post)
"See Rock City. I've never seen the son of a bitch. Honest."
- Lewis Grizzard. (This was the last entry on his list of things to accomplish in ...
Thursday, November 14, 2002 (1 post)
"My client is a simple man and [the Pope's] comments on family values and the importance of being a Christian really affected him in a kind of miraculous ...
From Reuters...
The man noticed on a visit to the bathroom in the restaurant in Arvika, Sweden, that all the toilet seats had been removed.
When he ...
Thursday, November 14, 2002 (2 posts)
Matthew Mokanyk, of Traverse City, Michigan, found himself in a legal dispute with his landlord, Powerhouse Gym. (He was leasing office space from the ...
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Thursday, November 14, 2002 (1 post)
Recently added to the "Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation"...
"We are ready for any unforeseen event which may or may not happen."
"To ...
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