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Breaking News

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News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra ...

Suicide bombers

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It has been reported that bin Laden has been recruiting suicide bombers from India. We now have proof of a new wave of attacks from the sky but there is little to fear, the ...

Better than Notstradamus

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Better than Nostradamus?  <IMAGE>

Instructions

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Instructions

A Moral Question

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I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a ...

Dr. Suess on the Terrorists

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Every U down in U-ville liked U.S. a lot, But the Binch, who lived Far East of U-ville, did not. The Binch hated U.S! the whole U.S. way! Now don't ask me why, for nobody ...

Valentine's Day

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Little David came home from first grade and told his father they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're ...

Warning

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Important! I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier today and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am ...

How to find bin Laden.

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The CIA has a new tactic. It is following Jane Fonda - she has been dating the guy for six months.

You knew these were coming...

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Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52... F-16... B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national ...

Happiest Man in the World

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(part of a collection posted last week to rec.humor.funny) subject: Happiest Man in the World As we watched the horrific events unfold on Tuesday, September 11, my friends ...

George W. Bush Quote

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The quote below is from an MSNBC.com article. The article was talking about his address to Congress tonight (Thursday 9/20/2001). According to the article, Bush made this ...

CALIFORNIA WARNIN'

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CALIFORNIA WARNIN' BY THE FEDS AND THE COPPERS The bridges are at risk Said Governor Grey He brought out the Guard to watch them all I think they're gonna stay ...

New Design

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I think this new design deserves some thought...
New World Trade Center

Jay Leno on Homeland Security

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You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to ...

The Real Bush Theory on Iraq

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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says, Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here? Bush says, "We're planning the next ...

Osama bin Laden and the 72 Virgins

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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him: "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells ...

No Shit!

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No Shit

Afghan Rocket Launcher

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Afghan rocket launcher

Pacifists

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What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid, naïve, hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:  1) Approach dumb rich ignorant ...

 

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