Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't
				
					
				
				
				
				Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't: 
10.  Nuts...my shaft is bent 
9.  After 18 holes I can barely walk 
8.  You really whacked the hell out of that sucker 
7.  Look at the size of his putter 
6.  Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more 
5.  Mind if I join your threesome? 
4.  Stand with your back turned and drop it 
3.  My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip 
2.  Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired 
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't: 
1.  Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.