Job Woes
The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness,
requiring medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose
orally, so a California pharmacologist developed a suppository. The
10-inch-long, four-pound,cocoa-butter bullets are crafted by the good folks
at Guittard Chocolates in Burlingame.
Administering the DAILY medication takes five zooworkers, including one
person to distract Calle with treats and one person who wears a full-arm
glove.
Why am I telling you this???? Just think -FIVE people have jobs worse than
yours!
Now stop bitching and get back to work
