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About The Manbottle Library

Imagine a Victorian-era British major-general.  He is a military man, an explorer, a scholar, a scientist, an artist, et cetera.  He's the type of guy that straps on a pith helmet to go stomping around Africa ...

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Here at the Phineas T. Manbottle Library of Arcane Knowledge and Questionable Humor we try very hard to avoid being politically correct. ...

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We strive to entertain our audience without infringing on the intellectual rights of anyone.  We work closely with authors and content providers to ensure that the works on which their livelihood depends are protected. ...


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