You Know You Watch Too Much Star Trek If...
Your second language is spoken only in the Gamma Quadrant
You've ever said "He's dead, Jim." in your best DeForest Kelley voice.
You try to find an episode where Kirk says "Beam me up, Scotty."
You cried when the Enterprise was destroyed in Star Trek III
You have an entire Web Page devoted to William Shatner!
You've ever gone up to someone wearing a red polyester shirt and offered your condolences.
You refer to your television remote control as your "phaser" and proceed to disintegrate any program that you don't like.
You frequent the Klingontm Only IRC channel.
Your idea of Current Events is finding out how relations between the Klingons and the Federation are near the Cardassian border.
You don't realize that Deanna's empathic powers really aren't that impressive. "Captain, I sense hostility." "Thank you, Counselor. Has the other ship stopped firing on us, Ensign?"
While driving down the highway, you've ever shouted "I'm givin' 'er all she's got, Capten!"
