Will it ever end
* What do Monica Lewinsky and Soda Pop machines have in common?
Answer: They both have slots which say "Insert 'Bill"
here."
* What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky answer?
Answer: Be a White House intern, and get a taste of the
Presidency!
* There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon.
It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory.
* Did you hear that when this scandal is over that Monica plans to
sell her story?
She said she will tell it Blow by Blow.
* What's Monica going to title her memories?
"How to suckseed in the Oval Office without really
trying!"
* Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
To keep his ankles warm.
* Why can't they prosecute Bill Clinton?
Answer: Monica swallowed the evidence
* Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks?
Answer: She's withholding evidence.
* What's the difference between Clinton and a screw driver?
Answer: A screw driver turns in screws and Clinton
screws interns.
* Why does Monica refuse to play golf with Bill?
Answer: Because she's tired of his balls hitting her in
the face.
* Bill was recently overheard complimenting Monica's appearance.
"She's got the whitest teeth I've ever come across!"
* Bill's nickname for Hillary is, "My little buttercup"
His nickname for Monica? "My little suctioncup"
