Why men are so proud of themselves...
1. They know stuff about guns.
2. A two week trip requires only one suitcase.
3. They can open all of their jars.
4. They can go to the bathroom without a support group.
5. They don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
6. They can leave a motel bed unmade.
7. They can kill their own food.
8. They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
9. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
10. If someone forgets to invite them to something, they can still be
friends.
11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack.
12. If they are 34 and single, nobody notices.
13. Everything on their face stays the original color.
14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
15. They don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming.
16. Car mechanics tell them the truth.
17. They can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without
thinking "He must be mad at me."
18. Same work-more pay.
19. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
20. They can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little
gift.
21. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit they just might
become lifelong friends.
22. Their pals will never trap them with: "So, notice anything different?"
23. They are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
24. They also never have a "strap problem" in public.
25. They are totally unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.
26. The same hairstyle last for years-maybe decades.
27. They don't have to shave below the neck.
28. A few belches are expected and tolerated.
29. Their belly usually hides their big hips.
30. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
31. They can do their nails with a pocketknife.
32. They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
33. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day
before Christmas and in 45 minutes.
