Two men in locker room
Two men are in a locker room. One notices the other has a cork in
his rectum. He says, "How'd you get a cork in you rectum?"
"I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was
a puff of smoke. A man in a turban came oozing out and said, "I am
a Genie. I can grant you one wish."
And I said, "No shit?"
