Three mice are sitting at a bar...
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood
late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they
are.
The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto
the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a
mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When
the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty
times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds
them both, slams each glass into the bar, turns to the first mouse,
and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much
as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my
coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of
the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third
mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to
the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home
and screw the cat."
