Thoughts for the Day
Some Thoughts for the Day
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What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?
The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
A government worker is like a shotgun with a broken firing pin-
It won't work and you can't fire it.
A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The
Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to
carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
Sally told her friend, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off,
so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."
