The True Definition of Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French
tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who
was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian
medicines! And this is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates'
technology Which he enjoyed stealing from the Japanese. And you are probably
reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and
Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by trucks driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded
by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally
sold to you.
That, my friend, is Globalization! Finally, an explanation in English.
