T-SHIRTS FOR WOMEN WHO TAKE NO CRAP
1. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
2. Warning... I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
3. Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.
4. Why do men with closed minds always open their mouths?
5. I'm multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
6. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
7. You have the right to remain silent so please SHUT UP.
8. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
9. Guys have feelings too. But, like... who cares?
10. Next mood swing 6 minutes.
11. I hate everybody and you're next.
12. Please don't make me kill you.
13. And your point is ..... ?
14. I used to be schizophrenic but we're OK now.
15. All stressed out and no one to choke.
16. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
17. Sorry if I look interested. I'm not.
18. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
