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Quick Ones 3


A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T"'.

For example:

Tuesday

Thursday

Thanksgiving

Today

Tomorrow

Thaturday and Thunday

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Why men get out of bed...

A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:

5% said it was to get a glass of water.

12% said it was to go to the toilet.

83% said it was to go home.

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The Perfect Breakfast ... as a man sees it.

You're sitting at the table and you son is on the cover of Wheaties.

Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.

And your wife is on the back of the milk carton.

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(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?

(A) Nudity

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(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

(A) 45 lbs.

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(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

(A) 45 minutes

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(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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(Q) What do you call a smart blonde female?

(A) A golden retriever



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