Poor Maria
Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 17 children. Soon
after the last child is born her husband dies. A few weeks later she
remarries and over the following years has another 22 children with her
second husband. After the last child is born her second husband also
dies. Within a month Maria is engaged to be married a third time.
Unfortunately, she becomes very ill and dies.
At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her
coffin, looks up to the heavens and says, "At least, they're finally
together."
A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you
mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs."
