Ponderables
... THINGS ON WHICH TO PONDER:
* Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
* Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
* Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
* Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
* Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just
sit there.
* Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both
be changed regularly and for the same reason.
* An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist
fears that this is true.
* There is always death and taxes. However death doesn't get worse
every year.
* People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them
that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
* It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
* I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
* Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
* Indecision is the key to flexibility.
* It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
* If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
* In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
* My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
* I am having an out of money experience.
* I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
* I am in shape. Round is a shape.
* A day without sunshine is like night.
* I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
* You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
* One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a
woman gain five pounds.
* It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.
* The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at
the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
* Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
* Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever!
* Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Often, age comes alone.
* Life not only begins at forty; it begins to show.
* You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because
you stopped laughing.
