Nursery Rhyme Haiku
I am a teapot
Here is handle, here is spout
I am a teapot
Mary had a lamb
Followed her to school one day
Children laughed and played
There were three blind mice
They freaked out the farmer's wife
She cut off their tails
Itsy-bit spider,
he climbed up a waterspout
Was drowned by the rain
Little Jack Horner
was caught playing with his food
"A good boy am I"
Humpty Dumpty sat,
till he fell off of the wall
Humpty Dumpty f_cked
Jack and Jill went up -
Why was water up the hill?
Where did Jack get crown?
There once was a clock,
hickory dickory dock,
had problem with mice
Jack be nimble and
jump over the candlestick
Jack don't sound too "quick"
Little Miss Muffet
Sat eating her curds and whey
Squished a big spider
Pete - pumpkin eater
Could not keep his wife at home
Time to change his diet
Rock a bye baby
Should not leave child in treetop
Strong wind - baby fall
Was a crooked man
He did lots of crooked things
Enron accountant?
Old Mother Hubbard
She kept bones in her cupboard
Her dog starved to death
Willie Winkie cried
"Are the children all in bed?"
What is up with that?
