Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several Nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.
"And so," says St. Peter, "Have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
"Well," says the first Nun in line, "I did just once touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger."
"OK" says St Peter, "Dip your finger in the Holy water and pass into Heaven"
The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit."
"OK" says St. Peter, " Rinse your hand in the Holy water and pass into Heaven."
Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the Nuns is trying to cut to the front.
"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter
"Well your excellency," says the Nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her butt in it!