Widow
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they
got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm
house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend
the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn." Nine
months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called
up his friend Bob and said:
"Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed
at?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and have sex with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
