Weather Report
The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the
morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon. The
temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with cool winds
upwards of around 700 miles per hour.
It will definitely be a day for the sun block, and it wouldn't hurt to shake
the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet. If you're planning on venturing
outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow, don't forget to drink plenty of
fluids such as barium which shows up nicely when blasts of radiation
flow through your body.
Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old
country while... well, while it's still there.
