Twin brothers
Identical twin brothers die at about the same time. One lived a
godly life, good husband and father, reputable businessman,
lots of community service, etc. One was a hellraiser, drunk,
unfaithful to wife, mean to kids, cheated, lied, yadda yadda.
The good twin is in heaven and can look down on the bad
twin in hell. Hell is not what the good twin imagined; his
brother is drinking and partying, lots of beautiful women,
music, dancing, passionate kissing going on, etc.
The good twin sees St. Peter and says to him, "Mind you, I'm not
complaining. This place is peaceful and beautiful, but my brother
down there looks like he's having the time of his life. He has
his own beer keg! - and just look at that gorgeous woman
he's kissing!"
St. Peter puts an arm on the man's shoulder and says, "My son,
all is not as it seems. The keg has a hole in it.
The woman doesn't."
