To live by
Serenity Prayer
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
The courage to change the things I cannot accept;
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill
today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they
may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow. Amen.
Prayer of Thanks
I want to thank you, Lord, for being close to me so far this day.
With your help I haven't been impatient, lost my temper, been
grumpy, judgmental or envious of anyone. But I will be getting out of
bed in a minute and I think I will really need your help then. Amen.
