This guy was out hunting...
This guy was out hunting one day; he had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis. So he went to the doctor and got put under the gas. When he woke up, he found that the doctor had done a marvellous job repairing it.
When he was completely awake and ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card.
"This is my brothers card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."
The guy says "Is your brother a doctor too?"
The doc replies "No, he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
