THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES
THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell
her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of
the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer
in case the say yes]
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and
take what I want?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
anyway.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread
the word.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor
tomorrow morning.
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
Nice shoes. Wanna f_ck?
Can I flirt with you?
Your daddy must have been a baker, ‘cause you've got a nice set of
buns.
[Look at his/her shirt label.] [When they say, "What are you
doing?", reply] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR:
Checking to see if you're the right size.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
F_ck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
So... How am I doin'?
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet
clothes?
[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
