The Fly
There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a
pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since
his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate.
Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had
eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As he looked
around wondering what to do now, he spotted a pitchfork leaning up
against the wall.
He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that once
he got airborne, he would be able to take flight. Unfortunately he was
wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when he hit the floor. Dead.
The moral to the story: Never fly off the handle when you're full of shit.
