Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment.
The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to
be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM. The next morning the man woke up, only to
discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woke him when
he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.
Wake up."
