Rejected Hallmark Greetings
Rejected Hallmark Cards:
So your daughter's a hooker
And it spoiled your day
Look at the bright side
She's a really good lay.
You totalled your car
And can't remember why
Could it have been
That case of Bud Dry?
Heard your wife left you
How upset you must be
But don't fret about it
She moved in with me.
My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire
I noticed your cat...Sorry.
Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.
You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive....
Do you regret installing
Win 95?
