PMS in the Bible
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think
of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the
entirety of the human experience could be found there.
After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I
don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and
that he would search for it. The following week after service, the
preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."
