One morning...
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife
and pinched her on her butt and said "You know, if you firmed this
up, we could get rid of your girdle". While this was on the edge of
intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your
bra".
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed
him by the penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if
you firmed this up, we could get rid of your brother".
