New Reports of Terrorist Activity
Did you hear about the Polish Terrorist who tried to put a scare into America?
He covered his monitor with Anthrax and then sent an e-mail to the President.
Did you hear about the Blond Terrorist who tried to put a scare into America?
She put the Anthrax into an envelope, then sealed it with a kiss...
Did you hear about the idiot Republican Terrorist who tried to put a scare into America?
He recently lost his hearing.
