New Disease
A man returns from travelling overseas and is feeling very ill. He goes to
see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital in to undergo
tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital,
and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've
found you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H. It's a combination of
Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"
"Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do?"
"Well, first we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita
bread."
"Will that cure me?" asked the man.
The doctor replied, "Well no, but... it's the only food we can get under
the door."
