Kids Say... (part 1)
"HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?"
You got to find somebody who likes the
same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that
you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10
"WHO ARE YOU GOING TO MARRY?"
No person really decides before they
grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before,
and you get to find outlater who
you're stuck with.
Kirsten, age 10
"WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?"
Twenty-three is the best age because
you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You
got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6
"HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?"
You might have to guess, based on
whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?"
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8
"WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?"
Dates are for having fun, and people
should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to
say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each
other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to
go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
"WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
TURNING SOUR?"
I'd run home and play dead. The next
day I would call all the newspapers and
make sure they wrote about me in all
the dead columns.
Craig, age 9
"WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?"
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7
"AT WHAT AGE DO YOU THINK YOULL GET MARRIED?"
The law says you have to be eighteen,
so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7
"WHEN IS IT THE RIGHT TIME TO MARRY?"
The rule goes like this: If you kiss
someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them.
It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8
"IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?"
It's better for girls to be single but
not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9
"HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF
PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?"
There sure would be a lot of kids to
explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8
"HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?"
Tell your wife that she looks pretty
even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
