Jewish Humor
Two old jewish men were walking and noticed a sign outside the church. "Convert today for Fifty dollars". The first one said what do I have to lose ? So he goes in. His friend patiently waiting for twenty minutes, then forty, and behold four hours goes by and the first man finally comes out of the church.
So the second man says, "Where's your fifty bucks?"
The first man replies "Is that all you people think about?"
